Pudding.

This is my rant against pudding. I’ve done it on stage a number of times. I do it mostly because I can remember it. I’m bad at remembering jokes, so sometimes quality of joke is trumped by the ability to remember the joke.

Instant pudding. It takes 2 minutes to prepare and 5 minutes to set. That’s 7 minutes. That is NOT an instant. And when you are a fat guy like me you can’t be waiting around for 7 minutes for puddin’! You need your pudding NOW! INSTANTLY!

Ya, it’s easy to remember. It’s pudding. I can remember pudding related jokes.

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