As far as I can tell, the two main issues going on in the world that people seem most concerned are ISIS and Ebola. ISIS is an Islamic groups trying to create a pure Islamic state or Caliphate. Ebola is a terrible, terrible disease. How terrible? Apparently bad. I haven’t bothered to google it to see what exactly it is, but it seems to kill people. That, in my mind, makes it a terrible, terrible disease.
So, we have two problems. ISIS and Ebola. ISIS and Ebola. ISIS….and Ebola. Hmmmmm. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? People want to kill off ISIS, right? And Ebola is killing innocent people, right? Why not combine the two issues and infect ISIS with Ebola! Eh?
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