I was standing in line at the passport office, because, you know, that’s what you do at a passport office. This girl behind me was talking to someone on her little cellular phone thingy. She sounded less than impressed that she had to wait in line, and she told the person on the other end, in a rather disgusted way that, “There is exactly 15 people in line, like, almost.” Well, glad that is cleared up. Exactly….almost. Precisely….kinda? Absolutely….maybe?